CCC: Dave! Thanks for doing the interview.

DH: No problem.

CCC: So let's get right to it. Knight Rider, one of my personal faves...

DH: Well thanks.

CCC: ...was based off the real life relationship with you and your talking '78 Ford Grenada. True?

DH: Ummm...no.

CCC: What about those missiles in the sides of KITT? Your Grenada had those, right?

DH: No...no it didn't. I've never even owned a Grenada.

CCC: Hmm...I see. I'll have to check my resources more closely next time.

DH: Uhh...yeah...good idea.

CCC: Did you ever get to drive KITT into the truck yourself? Because that was cool.

DH: No...that was all stunt drivers...

CCC: Touche!

DH: What?

CCC: I heard that you and the guy who played "Devon" were "close" (Alex puts up quotes with his fingers)

DH: What the hell? No! That's not true at all!

CCC: Ok ok! Don't massage the messenger!

DH:...

CCC: What about the drive thru at McDonalds? Did you ever order extra fries for KITT? McDonaldland cookies?

DH: Look...KITT wasn't real. It was a guy talking behind a box and some blinking lights.

CCC: Fair enough! Let's move on...

DH: Please.

CCC: Baywatch!

DH: Baywatch.

CCC:...That's what I just said, "Dave"...if that is your real name...

DH: Huh?

CCC: People basically claimed that you were a genius coming out with what was one of the biggest shows in television history.

DH: I've heard that. (laughs)

CCC: That's not funny.

DH:....uhh...

CCC: Ass.

DH: What's going on...

CCC: So, where's the genius? Hot chicks in swimsuits. Big hit. Duh.

DH: Well if it's so easy, why didn't YOU come up with the idea, hmm?

CCC: I did! Except it was hamsters and catapults, but basically the same idea.

DH: What is wrong with you?

CCC: Ran out of Cracklin' Oat Bran.

DH: Ah, gotcha.

CCC: What about oil changes?

DH: What?

CCC: Would KITT like totally nag you every 3000 miles? "Michael I need an oil change. Michael...it's been 3004 miles. Michael..."

DH: Look, for the last time, KITT was not real. It was a car, some blinking lights and the Dad from the Graduate talking behind a box. Got it?

CCC: Got it DAVE. Geez, talk about egomaniacal...

DH: Ughhh....

CCC: So what's next for you? I've heard your name mentioned as possible Dare Devil the movie material...

DH: Really? Oh...that would be sweet! I love that comic! I'd do that in a heartbeat!

CCC: I'm just messing with you.

DH:...

CCC: I need some help moving next week though, I'll give you 20 bucks and order pizza.

DH: Pineapple?

CCC: NO. Pineapple. Gross.

DH: Don't knock it unless you've tried it.

CCC: Ohh...Hassellhoff the Philosopher! Well I'm sooooo blessed!!

DH: Screw this. I'm gone.

CCC: Ok. Tell "Devon" I said "Hi".

DH: Oh you're dead!

CCC: Aghhh!!

All interviews are completely untrue