The Identity of Barney the dinosaur revealed?
"I saw him in the kitchen, stealing a cupcake" said 10 year old Timmy
Johnson. "He had on everything but his mask, and I saw his face!"
"It was horrible, just horrible! All the kids at the party were crying. I mean,
Barney's suppose to be an imaginary character, you're not suppose to see
his face", Timmy's mom said, obviously shaken. "And then, imagine my
surprise when I realized it was Billy Baldwin! That's right, Alec's younger,
crappier brother."
Upon being caught stealing cupcakes, Billy simply screamed, "An actor's
gotta find work somehow!" then jumped out the window. The window was
unfortunately a third floor window. Luckily, there were bushes, and his
purple dinosaur suit to break his fall.
Billy's publicist (his mom) declined our requests for a comment.
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conversation this morning at the Weepley Town Center just outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.
Over the past few months, farmers have been noticing missing corn from their harvest. Coincidently,
the strange dissapearance of the corn coincides with the arrival of the former "Falcon Crest" star.
