Rumors have been circling Hollywood for years, but we here at
crappycelebrity.com have found definitive evidence that Curtis
"Booger" Armstrong and Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman are
one and the same. What evidence you ask? Easy. Have you ever seen
them in the same picture? We think not. "Surely that can't be
enough to assume they are the same person", you say. We say, yes,
it is. "Well, how do you explain the fact that Armstrong is white
and Freeman is black?" you ask? Well, as we all learned from the
1986 C. Thomas Howell smash, "Soul Man", color is a only a minor
obstacle easily overcome with household products. "You guys are
idiots", one person says. Maybe so, but Tim Robbins still needs
help to finish his boat.
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Jason. I'm writing, producing, directing, starring....even catering. It's like
I'm the only one that cares if this thing gets off the ground. I know
everyone's busy, especially Sandy (Duncan) with her "Wheat Thins" commercials and all,
but I always thought of us as almost...a real family, you know? Especially
the other kids. I don't have any siblings of my own, so I wanted us to remain
close". When reminded that Jason has a sister, Justine (Malory from Family
Ties), he shruggs, saying "Never heard of her". "I mean, I'm a busy guy too,
with my starring role in the current film "The Sweetest Thing" (Jason has
under 3 minutes of screen time, but still insists that he's the star, not
Cameron Diaz). Currently Jason can be seen renting Teen Wolf 2 at least once
a week at Videorama in the valley.
