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DENNIS HOPPER
PDA haunted by virtual Dennis Hopper

The disembodied head of Dennis Hopper has chosen a strange place to hang out, says Account Executive Ross Schneider of Redding, Virgina.

"He haunts my PDA." claims Schneider." I know it's sounds insane, but just take a look."

Indeed, right before our eyes, appears the floating head of Dennis Hopper.

"Hey man! What's going on? You want me to find some files or something, man?" says Hopper.

"He was kinda funny at first." says Schneider. "I'd be all stressed out trying to organize my work, and suddenly his head would appear with that big 'ol grin and he'd say "What's up, man?". You couldn't help but laugh. Now, after a few months, he's just kind of a pain in the ass. He's always forgetting where my files are, accidentally deleting my contacts...it's really aggravating. He says he's sorry and all, and I believe he truly feels bad...but hell."

"I'm sorry man. I just forget things." says Hopper. "I'm so scatterbrained sometimes you know man? Hey, you gonna eat those chips?"

"Sometimes I think, yeah, it is pretty cool. I mean, at least I'm different" says Schneider. "He could've haunted anybody's PDA, and he chose mine, so that kinda makes me feel good, in a weird way I guess."

"Hey man. You know where my legs are? They're like, gone man. Whoa! You can draw stuff on this thing? Check it out man, I just drew a freakin' cow. Awesome."


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