Kirk Cameron "Salesman of the Month" at Douglas Toyota. "That tie clip is MINE!"


Evil Karate Instructor from Karate Kid opens Finnish bakery. "I've gotta show people my softer side. Here, have a cheese karjalanpiirakat"


Hurricane Stamos threatens Florida Keys

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FRENCH STEWART
Sources claim French Stewart has nuclear capabilities.

French Stewart, best known from the sitcom "3rd Rock From The Sun", has weapons of mass destruction, says a makeshift sign hanging on Stewart's front door.

The sign reads: "You will all kneel before me! I have nuclear weapons! If this is the Domino's guy, come around back. For everyone else, prepare to surrender!"

"The guy always was a little bit out there.," says former costar Wayne Knight. "I've been in this business for a lot of years, but French was the only person I've ever known that has an imaginary gerbil for an agent. Yeah, I think it's fair to say that he's a wackjob"

When asked about his reasons for threatening humanity, Stewart responded "No! You talk to Mr. Whipples! Mr. Whipples!!" Stewart then ran and hid under his sofa cushions.
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THE FALL GUY!
"Fall Guy" Lee Majors breaks hip diving for elusive pop-tart.

"He didn't even need to dive, it was totally unnecessary" says daughter Lynn. "I mean, I saw him "accidentally" brush it off the counter. He's still trying to prove that he can perform, and it's kind of sad. At least I get to drive the Cavalier now"


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