1. Being ridiculed by the nation and in special cases, the world.

2. Ranting fans insulting you then getting angry when you don't give
    them autographs.

3. Free medium sprite with purchase of value combo at Taco House.

4. Laughter always surrounding your name as in, "Could be worse Bob,
    you could be Scott Baio!"

5. 10% Discount at Ted's Ammo, Firearm and Booze Emporium.

6. Crappy Celebrity "The Weakest Link".

7. No worries of picking bad movie roles.

8. Having great friends like Tony Danza, and the guy that did the voice of
    the car on "Knight Rider".

9. Although he's one of the more successful crappy celebrities, you can
    never be as pathetic as Tom Arnold.

10. You can always have a daytime talk show!

11. You get to bypass the interview process for employment at Subway.

12. "Hollywood Squares" never stops calling.

13. You get to be on this "Crappy Celebrity" website.